Five things I must add, darling:
1) The NYU party being broken up, cuz we're all a buncha derelicts;
2) Allen's belt buckle that opened all our beers (please, Santa, can I have one for Christmas??);
3) Me getting in a fight with the hotel bartender;
4) Cleen's nickname for the weekend: Dirty Schrey;
5) Many awesome intomollectual conversations in our hotel room, over pints stolen from the hotel bar.
We also had fun brushing our teeth:
...and saw this BIZARRO poster advertising the "Chocolate Nutcracker" in Columbus in November: