Wednesday, February 7, 2007

This week on Top Student...

Your challenge is to write a paper on a book you haven't finished reading for a class in a discipline you're only just getting into, with a very famous professor who almost didn't let you into the class. You have 12 hours and zero dollars. Don't look like a dumbass!

Oh, yes, and we forgot to tell you--the paper you must write is *not* on the topic you thought you were assigned, so all your previous work on the old topic is worthless.

Make it work!

3 comments:

Heidi Klum said...

Thank you, Tim. And now I'd like to introduce our judges...Judith Butler, Steven Feld, Susan McClary, Jurgen Habermas, and our special guest judges for this week, Mister Gristleteeth and the Honorable Bark Darcy, Esquire. Velcome, everybody.

mmmqq said...

Time to change your blog title to "The paper I'm not writing," eh?

May the Force be with you!!

T said...

Well, I turned it in--such as it was. Let's hope I'm not OUT!